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Apesh*t 5K Announces Search for new Entertainment

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that long-time entertainer of the Apesh*t 5K, Neil Diamond (aka, Richard as Neil), may not return for this year’s race on November 5th.  As race promoters scramble to find a replacement for the beloved Neil, questions loom...

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Ape Free, Apesh*t 5K a Go!

Apesh*t 5K Ape cleared to return to Virginia, setting the stage for a blowout race on November 5th in Leesburg, VA. Leesburg, VA, April 04, 2017   Sighs of relief echoed through the halls of Apesh*t 5K headquarters today as news arrived that famed promoter of the...

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We have this sign hanging outside the office and we suggested to our head of HR that we post to FB as well. Our longtime Ape is on a sabbatical this year and although nobody can truly fill his ... See more

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